when we last left the baby-shitters cult, the girls had freaked themselves out over a new spaper article and decided to have their FIRST EVER EMERGENCY MEETING! how will this meeting go down? read on to find out!

as always, thanks to everyone who read and commented on part one! you guys rock!

now, back to the shit show!

( kristy before she became a dictator scares me what is this what do i do with it help me what the fuck )

well, we're finally at the end! thanks for all the great comments on the last four parts, i promise i'll be getting back to the comments asap! and i hope you all enjoy part five!

part one
part two
part three
part four

( roll credits )

hey guys!
allow me to present you with part four of this utter monstrosity! this next part is epic in it's horribleness. like, i couldn't believe this shit even as i was writing it. just a fair warning that things are going to get worse before they get better.

in other news, i wrote up a quick snarky synopsis/review of a so bad it's good after ( Read more... )

hey there!
finally getting around to putting up part three of this ridiculous thing and i feel i should warn you before you read any further: shit is about to get a LOT worse in these next three chapters. this book just keeps going downhill and kristy is a total headcase.

with that said, thanks for all of the awesome comments on part one and two! ( Read more... )

hello, hello again!
welp, i'm stuck waiting around while the building super tries to replace our broken bathroom sink, so i thought hey, TIME TO POST PART TWO! so here we go, maybe this will distract me from the smell of chemicals, dust and mold emanating from the bathroom!

thank you guys so much for all the awesome comments to part one, i was ( Read more... )

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hey guys, how is everyone? sorry i've been slacking so hard lately! i'm still sick and in other fun news, i sprained a toe last week. a fucking toe. *rolls eyes forever* what makes it even more lame is i did it tripping over a BAG. it'd be comedic as fuck if it didn't hurt like a bitch. actually, it's still pretty funny.


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so, i decided to try my hand at snarking a super special and as a canadian, i HAD to pick this one. i just couldn't resist -- it's the only BSC book with canadian characters! i hope you guys enjoy it. :)

( SMS takes a field trip to EUROPE )

Yikes! I am so sorry about being so late on this snark! I started a new resident file on Animal Crossing and was editing clothes and just got a Netflix account and was basically being distracted. But I told myself to stop playing around on th internet and get to work! So, here we have the second part of my first Friends Forever snark and again, ( Read more... )

So, Drunk History aired a Hawaii-themed episode which was significantly more interesting and respectful than the “edutainment” in this book, in spite of being what it says on the tin ( Read more... )